Why hello there!   I need to sleep   

Go uptown New York City kid

brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

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tupacabra:

prettygirlfrommichigan:

tupacabra:

name one fragrance commercial that has ever made sense

wat are u talking about they all make scents

shut the fuck up

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— 1 day ago with 219989 notes
"Not everyone will be happy at your success nor will everyone be saddened by your loss so be careful whom you share your personal matters with."
— 1 day ago with 15077 notes

meladoodle:

rodneykong:

if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

(via mullingayr)

— 1 day ago with 294775 notes

sluttynuggets:

i hate the website weheartit??? you can hear tits??? do they even make noise???

(via lohanthony)

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lichtenstrange:

prenons:

Prince George receives a giant stuffed wombat from Australia’s Governor General. 
In other news, George and the Wombat sounds like an excellent new children’s book series.


oops

lichtenstrange:

prenons:

Prince George receives a giant stuffed wombat from Australia’s Governor General. 

In other news, George and the Wombat sounds like an excellent new children’s book series.

image

oops

(via lohanthony)

— 1 day ago with 59183 notes

selfmadesuperhero:

lextempus:

snowdarkred:

rrrowr:

So this guy texted me instead of his drug dealer.

OH MY GOD RO

jesus i’ll give you an extra g just cuase your booty’s so fly I hope Valentino asks his drug dealer about that deal next time goD

IM CRYING

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